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Thursday 21 November 2013

The Breakfast Club - Battersea Rise


Everyone loves breakfast right? So everyone's bound to love the breakfast club. I guess im not everyone...

The first thing you notice is how big the menu is, which i think is too big. Also the prices are a bit high for what you're actually getting, i found the pancakes floury, scrambled eggs a little over cooked, bacon looked like the shit you get at the end of the packet, herbs and onions in the home style fried potatoes are unwanted flavours on the plate. I've had people say they love it here, i guess its just not my thing.

Much rather go here.. http://www.goodlifediner.com/


'The All American'



http://www.thebreakfastclubcafes.com/locations/battersea-rise

The website is fucking annoying. Mute your computer before you click on it. lol. 

Monday 18 November 2013

"I've been told these are the best thing in shoreditch" Waiter : Far Rockaway Shoreditch

From Queens to Shoreditch...

Far Rockaway opened up on Curtain Rd, Shoreditch about a week ago and at first glance looks fucking awesome. The menu reads alright too, it actually gives the impression it could be pretty good which sadly it was not... Decor is rad though.

Far Rockaway Shoreditch is most certainly not a place to ever go for food. It's just an overpriced bar that does bad overpriced food. Theres amazing art and decor to enjoy with the addition of comics to read and ok-ish music playing in the background. 

The service was pretty bad. The waiter forgot the first order of only 2 drinks and never put ice in our glasses, even at Mcdonalds im asked if i want ice.

One of the last things the waiter said to us after we complained about the food was "I think the thing is, the owner wanted it to be authentic american" ..  fucking lol.

Don't go here. Go for a cocktail at Hoxton Hotel or The Redchurch, have a pizza at Pizza East, get some deep fried prawns on Kingsland Road from one of the many amazing Vietnamese restaurants, get a burger from Byron... just don't go here!

When we left we noticed a seriously intense smell of piss which was a lovely ending to a fabulous night. 





Cool.




:'(







These were great.



7 small over cooked deep fried shrimp which a tasteless bitter smoked tomato sauce. Not only are the plates an eyesore but the caramelized lemon really pissed me off. The waited suggest these, he said that they've been called "the best thing in Shoreditch", once he asked us what we thought of them he then told us only 2 people said that and he was sorry LOL. This was 10 quid by the way.



Tasteless (hot) chicken wings that weren't hot at all. Blue cheese dip that was actually garlic mayo, they then replaced the garlic mayo with more GARLIC MAYO after we watched the head chef argue that it was infact blue cheese dip. Who the fuck was he kidding. 


Please restaurateurs! don't call them fries on the menu when they're not fries.


How do you like your burger buns? They like them dry here at Far Rockaway Shoreditch.

Halloumi burger, with peanut hummus and maple squash. (Apparently 'minus the bun' this wasn't too bad) 


Frank & Beans. Honestly .. out of a tin actually tastes better.


£9 worth of meatballs right there.



Ok now this was £4 and is huge, only thing worthwhile actually eating here. Just gotta ignore the greasy basil leaf.





Wednesday 1 May 2013

Jason Atherton's Social Eating House

Jason Atherton's new opening in Soho is about a week old now, i only knew about it as a pal of mine walked past and informed me. I then found out it was Jason's after we'd booked it, which was a pleasant surprise as i'd loved Pollen Street. I kinda think it's funny how his new restaurant is on Poland St & share a similar name, i like it.

As the restaurant has just opened there's a butt load of staff, everyone's very attentive and we we're treated really well. Our waiter reminded me of the butler from Mr. Deeds (Adam Sandler movie) "Very, very sneaky...". He would sort of appear in the corner of my eye, crouched down promptly filling up my glass and asking if we were ok. It was really nice actually, they're on the ball, slightly creepy.. but on the ball.




ART






This is the bar upstairs, fantastic cocktail menu, cool decor & a friendly head barman.






It's got a fucking glow stick in it.







Gin & Dill, HIYA!






MORE ART







Lovely light french Pinot Noir.





Duck "Ham, Egg & Chips"

This was so tasty, the chips were duck fat and really crispy and fluffy, the egg was runny and the duck tasted great. Really into this.






Steak tartare.

My friend wasn't a fan as it was too cold and the flavours were too full on.







Lamb neck, potato, garlic & parsley.

Sous vied lamb neck was great, soft, tasty and just fell apart. The potato was smooth and clean, the parsley and garlic came through heavily throughout the dish & i really enjoyed it.







Roast Cornish cod, kombu, mousseron, baby gem, cockles & cream.

The Cod was cooked to perfection but the sauce was apparently too strong and too salty.







London honey almond sponge, goat's curd ice cream & orange.

For my pal this was the winner of the night. Everything about it was really delicious. Sharp orange puree, a sweet orange jelly, a perfectly made goats curd ice cream with a soft moist almond sponge.






Lemon curd.

What can i say, it was lemon meringue, deconstructed. Pretty nice. 



 


I've got a lot of time for a good bathroom.





The special entrance to the upstairs cocktail bar.


All in all, lovely spring menu, well executed, cool decor and vibe & amazing bar upstairs. The wine's are mainly french and the food is modern french, i'm looking forward to going back once the season changes. My only critical comment is the weird staff uniform, very amish. 


You should probably go.






Steak & Wine Cafe...

The Roxie, the second restaurant opened by South African husband & wife team, originally with Fyre opening in Earlsfield in 2011. The opening of The Roxie shows the speedy success of Fyre, with their "Unique grilling technique", warm environment, friendly staff and cheap prices.. what can go wrong.

My friend and I came to The Roxie in Fulham after work one weekday, we booked ahead as usually it's completely rammed. We arrived to a welcoming staff member and we're casually seated, It was pretty quiet but soon filled up.

The menu is pretty simple, a few starters, a few steaks, a burger, sides & a few classic desserts. There's the obvious S.A infuence with beorewors on the menu. There's also the similarity to that of Gaucho's menu, with the Ecuadorian prawn ceviche, steak as a main and a Don Pedro to finish, but at a fraction of the price. Their ceviche is around a fiver and Gaucho is about 12 quid.





Full house, upgraded to large rib eye with peppercorn sauce.



Full house with fillet & peppercorn sauce.


Chunky chips. (Tiny wedges)


Med rare.



Free wine (My friend used to know the manager)







All in all, it's a good bit of steak, with nice sides, a really great atmosphere, great staff & most of all, it's cheap!


Wednesday 13 March 2013

Nobu Old Park Lane London



Nobu Matsuhisa, the well known celebrity chef who's famous for his fusion of classic Japanese cooking with Peruvian ingredients, has nearly as many Nobu restaurants as the beloved Colonel Sanders. But KFC, unfortunately haven't gained a michelin star as of yet for any of their establishments (bullshit i know).





I nearly fell over taking this picture, it was so windy.

When we turned up, i did feel like i was in the MIB entrance but a little friendlier. The staff all like to whisper which is nice, but makes everything rather hard to understand. They took our coats etc and we made our way up stairs and were greeted by a lovely painting of Nobu. This brightened up a terribly miserable british day, that or i was drunk off the pint of guinness i'd just downed.




Kinda felt like i should of got a picture posing with my right hand showing the peace sign. Nobu is coming across as a serious cutie. 

The menu was so big we spent about 30 minutes looking over it, i also spent 5 minutes showing my mother how to use chopsticks. She settled with a knife and fork, dont be afraid to ask.




*Hot miso chips* With tuna & Scallop 

At £12 you'd hope they tasted amazing for the size, which they did. I'd definitely get them next time. The texture of the chips with the raw fish is perfect. 






I can only describe the salad as awkward. Kind of like going to a party and not drinking, you're there.. but why? to look pretty? Because you have to be? 

...I gave it a go at least.









Shiso pimms. Good choice. Refreshing, fruity and light. Far too expensive though, at £13.






I always eat something before i take a photo. The food comes out minutes after your plates been taken. We had the soft shell crab roll (cut) and the spicy tuna roll (cut). Be-a-utiful.





Signature dish at Nobu. Black cod in Miso.

The waiter whispered to my mother and i that the black cod had been marinating for 3 days. He said a few other things, god knows what. My hearings pretty accurate, just so you know. Priced at £42 you're going to want this to mean business, but it was mothers day (day after) so it was a special occasion. 

The fish just fell apart, it was incredibly sweet which is why the lemon wedge was there. It kind of reminded me of pork in a way. The sweetness and the soft tender texture. It was really lovely, but i just found it too sweet.






Dover Sole with black bean sauce at £32. This was seriously delicious, both the fish where cooked so perfectly and delicately. I enjoyed the presentation and we shared both, with a bowl of steamed rice each. It was a perfect amount. 









Very rare im spoilt for choice on the dessert menu..






Warm chocolate santandagi (doughnut) with caramelised pistachios and almond ice cream. My mum loved it but found it too rich in the end and left half the pistachios there, but it was kind of a given really. Still, she loved it and would highly recommend it.






I went for the I-pple as the menu reads.

Manuka honey ice cream, green tea & olive oil sponge, yoghurt mousse & green apple compote (beetroot reduction)

Lets start with the beetroot reduction... pointless, i dont really get it. Apart from that the dessert was beautiful, elegant, refreshing and well presented. I loved the colours and flavours. Big fan.








All in all, i'd go back over and over again. I love Nobu and im glad where ever i go in the world, i can eat at a Nobu.

Thank you and good night.